Finally the limo pulls up on Berkeley Square and Annabel P dramatically disembarks dripping in diamonds. Cathedral school followed by the finishing variety has clearly paid off. It’s her role. Lavender’s Blue Directrice turned Diamonds Ambassadress turned Frontline Heroine has arrived. “Dahlings! One can never have enough class – or diamonds.” Clearly not. The doormen make way, the waitress beckoning to the best table in the house. Siberia where art thou now? “This is War and Peace!” Annabel declares scouring the wine list. “Champagne, dear Giuliano!” Meanwhile DJ Sophie ups the tempo downs the base. It’s a night off for Korean DJ Peggy Gou – K Style is so where it’s at right now – but Sophie is determined to bring the house down. This is going to be more disco than dinner.
Sometimes you really gotta go with it and order a pre dinner alfresco cocktail that matches the cushioned upholstery. Sea Breeze please or at least something ephemerally turquoise. Beetroot, carrot, ginger and orange detox elixirs soon cancel the boldness. For a hot minute. Annabel’s wearing Biba vintage, working it babes. Her fellow guest is as always rocking Mary Martin London head to toe. Annabel gets busy stirring up Insta Stories in between yellowtail tartar, smoked tofu and caviar followed by pink shrimp tempura. Maya Jama sends her love. Sexy Fish is after all the television presenter’s fav restaurant. Good friend Grime DJ Teddy Music of Silencer fame chimes in next. Everyone’s soon discussing menu tips. Mango and passionfruit, coconut and lemongrass or pineapple and mandarin sorbet? Decisions, decisions. “All three. Or is that six?” How does Gertrude Stein view dinner in her 1914 classic Tender Buttons? “Not a little fit, not a less fit sun sat in shed more mentally.”
Basement bound, a downward descent reverberating under a Frank Gehry crocodile past Damien Hirst mermaids before walking by those marbled bathrooms – salut Versailles – till the night relaxes into an embrace of unbelievably attractive seafood. Late call but Mary Martin London’s on the blower. “Fantastic! I cannot wait for our next interview. Let’s talk. I’m here and ready and want to talk about my amazing new dresses and fashion.” The limo pulls up on Berkeley Square and Annabel P dramatically departs dripping in diamonds and fantasy.
15 replies on “Sexy Fish Mayfair London + Annabel P + Mary Martin London + Peggy Gou + K Style + Maya Jama + Teddy Music + Gertrude Stein + Frank Gehry + Damien Hirst + Lavender’s Blue + Love + War + Peace”
Wow !! You guys look gorgeous 😘😍 !! Sexy as Sexy Fish 🎏 Lavs XX
Thanking you Lady Lavinia. Sexy Fish is such a favourite. Hope all is well with you. LVB X
Always wanted to go there. Looks great
Christophe it’s amazing. Sexy Fish is where Soho meets Mayfair. Come with us next time.
Is that a open invitation
Stu are you taking magic pills? You’re looking forever younger and more beautiful if that’s possible 😜 XX
LOL. We at Lavender’s Blue uphold a healthy lifestyle to maintain looks and youthfulness X
Just landed in my inbox the alert. Hilarious !! It is meant to be hilarious ??!! You pair look like you’re having the time of yours life 😂 x
Good Evening Lady C! Great to hear from you. This being Lavender’s Blue is a serious review so reverence appreciated. Hope all is well in the cabinet making world. Lots of love, LVB
Diamond dahlings! Sexy fish is our residency pre corona and post corona 🤩
Boni and Clyde on the move again! Lol what would we do with out Lavender’s blue. X
Hilarious! Have an easier life maybe lol but not as much fun X
Sexy Fish here I come 😊
Make your booking now!
PS Mary always an open invitation for you!